thank you ben. i really love my goat love in outter space blogger look. when i saw it i screamed at the top of my life....GOAT LOVE IN OUTTER SPACE

i spend a lot of time thinking about nothing. sometimes i think about silly things. stupid crack your skull and paint the walls with your brain, things. who drives these PT cruisers that i see all over the roads? what sort of person buys a car/truck/van thing? is it a hot rod station wagon?? i think i like them. they look cool, or quirky, or something. they look different. does anyone reading this blogg have a pt cruiser in thier driveway? do you know anyone who drives a pt cruiser? somebody has to know somebody. a talking head on the eleven o clock news stated that the chrysler pt cruiser was voted to be the number car in america by some car magizine. is it even a car? and who voted? does the editor of the magizine drive a pt cruiser? what does the "pt" stand for? do i even want to know?

i spend a lot of time thinking about nothing. sometimes i think about silly things. stupid crack your skull and paint the walls with your brain things. how many is a few? a couple is two. more than a couple is more than two. a few is more than two. but when does a few become more than a few? when is it too many to be called a few? i once told some one that the place they were looking for was a few blocks south of beach blvd. as it turned out the place was 6 blocks south. the next time i saw this person he was irrate. he was really bent. he didn't consider 6 blocks to be a few blocks. "kiss my ass". 6 is more than 2 so it is a few. i think that any number more than two but less than 12 is a few. 12 of something is a dozen and if you know for a fact that there are 6 than it's okay to say that there is a half dozen. more than 12 is more than a dozen and if you want to be a nerd you can call 13 of something a bakers dozen. i don't recomend using the baker's dozen designation. a cubic butt ton is a good way to express amounts that are too large to count or too exhuasting to care.

john wayne died with over 50 pounds of impacted fecal matter in his digestive system. a cubic butt ton.

a really good head ache consists of a combination of percussion, proximity, time and divine manifestations. or so i am told.....