this is my first official drunken post. hung over would be closer to the truth. but i feel that i am still loaded from last night. i feel confident that if i was pulled over by some stupid, self righteous, hypocrite, cop and asked to jump through the hoops of a road side sobriety test, i would fail miserably. also, there is no way that i would subject myself to a breathalyzer. i would tell the bastard to shove it up his ass. i would quote henry rollins, "your just another pig to me." i would sit in jail for a long time. three days until my first court appointment. my bail would be too much to pay and i would be too proud to beg or borrow. i would sit in jail and repeatedly proclaim my innocents. i know i have already admitted my guilt in the first sentence of this post ,but as long as the authorities never see this and as long as i don't drive my car anywhere and as long as i don't get pulled over, i think i'll be okay. jail would be very inconvenient.
so i was drinking heavily. than, i thought it was a good idea to go out in public. i think i accidentally insulted everyone i talked to at the pub. there is a good chance that i almost got my ass kicked and i don't or didn't even know it or knew it. i find that i don't remember conversations as well as i used to. i do remember a girl giving me the finger as she was leaving. i thought it was very funny than and i think it is very funny now. funny, like when someone calls a grocery store shopping cart a super market shopping trolly.
i've been reading everyones bloggs. been trying to get blogged up. i can't stop my self from typing blogg. i want to fit blogg into every sentence. is this normal? will the urge fade? tell me you understand. help me. so, as i was saying, catching up on the blogg i have noticed a lot of top five lists. a la high fidelity.
my top five CDs that i borrowed from an alaskan
1. modest mouse-don't know the name of the ablum but it's the one with god's shoe shine.
2.sade-lovers rock
3.st germain-tourist
4.weezer-the new one
5.pixies-death to the
