Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Silly Christians!
My female counterpart forwarded an email from her stupid step-sister from Texas. And in typical Texas fashion, it was a ignorant bible waving flag stumping 'yeehaw suck Bush's dick' type of schpeel. Here is the email:
>Subject: FW: BOYCOT PEPSI Date: Mon, 5 Apr 2004 08:04:58 -0500
>
>
>
>Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can
coming out
>with pictures of the Empire State Bldg. and the Pledge of Allegiance
on
>them. However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under
God".
>
>Pepsi said they did not want to offend anyone. If this is true, then
we
>don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office. So if we
don't
>buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't
receive
>our
>money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it.
>
>HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE?
What the fuck? But because I don't want to divide an already divided family I chose not to respond, though my lady did. Here's my theoretical response to my responding to the rednecks lady though:
I have to disagree with you (wife), obviously (stupid cunt step-sister)
is joining the boycotts of Russell Simmons (for firing
Ludacris from the Pepsi ads), Canadian laborists (for
poor working conditions at Pepsi plants), & Arabic &
Europeans for the US's war on the Iraqi people.
But don't forget to boycot the following:
Pizza Hut
KFC
Taco Bell
Lay's potato chips
Lays Kettle Cooked potato chips
Wavy Lay's potato chips
Baked Lay's potato crisps
Maui Style potato chips
Ruffles potato chips
Baked Ruffles potato crisps
Ruffles Flavor Rush potato chips
Doritos tortilla chips
Baked Doritos tortilla chips
3D's snacks
Tostitos tortilla chips
Baked Tostitos tortilla chips
Santitas tortilla chips
Fritos corn chips
Cheetos cheese flavored snacks
Rold Gold pretzels & snack mix
Funyuns onion flavored rings
Go Snacks
Sunchips multigrain snacks
Sabritones puffed wheat snacks
Cracker Jack candy coated popcorn
Chester's popcorn
Grandma's cookies
Pepsi-Cola
Caffeine Free Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi
Pepsi Twist (regular & diet)
Wild Cherry Pepsi
Pepsi Blue
Pepsi ONE
Pepsi Vanilla
Diet Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew Code Red
Diet Mountain Dew Code Red
Mountain Dew LiveWire
Mountain Dew Blueshock
Mountain Dew AMP energy drink
Gatorade Thirst Quencher
Gatorade Frost Thirst Quencher
Tropicana Pure Premium juices
Tropicana Twister juice drinks
Tropicana Smoothies
Quaker Oatmeal
Quaker Instant Oatmeal
Quaker Oatmeal Breakfast Squares
Cap'n Crunch cereal
Life cereal
Quaker Oatmeal Brown Sugar Bliss
Quaker Oatmeal Honey Nut Heaven
Quaker 100% Natural cereal
Quaker Squares cereal
Quisp cereal
King Vitaman cereal
Quaker Oh's! Cereal
Mother's cereal
Quaker grits
Quaker Oatmeal-to-Go
Aunt Jemima mixes & syrups
Quaker rice cakes
Because they are all owned by Pepsi as well.
I'd like to see those fat Texas rednecks chew on that one for a while.
>Subject: FW: BOYCOT PEPSI Date: Mon, 5 Apr 2004 08:04:58 -0500
>
>
>
>Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can
coming out
>with pictures of the Empire State Bldg. and the Pledge of Allegiance
on
>them. However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under
God".
>
>Pepsi said they did not want to offend anyone. If this is true, then
we
>don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office. So if we
don't
>buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't
receive
>our
>money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it.
>
>HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE?
What the fuck? But because I don't want to divide an already divided family I chose not to respond, though my lady did. Here's my theoretical response to my responding to the rednecks lady though:
I have to disagree with you (wife), obviously (stupid cunt step-sister)
is joining the boycotts of Russell Simmons (for firing
Ludacris from the Pepsi ads), Canadian laborists (for
poor working conditions at Pepsi plants), & Arabic &
Europeans for the US's war on the Iraqi people.
But don't forget to boycot the following:
Pizza Hut
KFC
Taco Bell
Lay's potato chips
Lays Kettle Cooked potato chips
Wavy Lay's potato chips
Baked Lay's potato crisps
Maui Style potato chips
Ruffles potato chips
Baked Ruffles potato crisps
Ruffles Flavor Rush potato chips
Doritos tortilla chips
Baked Doritos tortilla chips
3D's snacks
Tostitos tortilla chips
Baked Tostitos tortilla chips
Santitas tortilla chips
Fritos corn chips
Cheetos cheese flavored snacks
Rold Gold pretzels & snack mix
Funyuns onion flavored rings
Go Snacks
Sunchips multigrain snacks
Sabritones puffed wheat snacks
Cracker Jack candy coated popcorn
Chester's popcorn
Grandma's cookies
Pepsi-Cola
Caffeine Free Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi
Pepsi Twist (regular & diet)
Wild Cherry Pepsi
Pepsi Blue
Pepsi ONE
Pepsi Vanilla
Diet Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew Code Red
Diet Mountain Dew Code Red
Mountain Dew LiveWire
Mountain Dew Blueshock
Mountain Dew AMP energy drink
Gatorade Thirst Quencher
Gatorade Frost Thirst Quencher
Tropicana Pure Premium juices
Tropicana Twister juice drinks
Tropicana Smoothies
Quaker Oatmeal
Quaker Instant Oatmeal
Quaker Oatmeal Breakfast Squares
Cap'n Crunch cereal
Life cereal
Quaker Oatmeal Brown Sugar Bliss
Quaker Oatmeal Honey Nut Heaven
Quaker 100% Natural cereal
Quaker Squares cereal
Quisp cereal
King Vitaman cereal
Quaker Oh's! Cereal
Mother's cereal
Quaker grits
Quaker Oatmeal-to-Go
Aunt Jemima mixes & syrups
Quaker rice cakes
Because they are all owned by Pepsi as well.
I'd like to see those fat Texas rednecks chew on that one for a while.
