Wednesday, April 21, 2004

News Flash: Monica Gives Joey A Rimjob! Also - Millions Dead In China 

I'm sure this isn't new, but 'm seeing it a lot more - at least here in Asslanta. What goes on the TV between 8 & 11 is big news. Primarily the American Idol phenomenon - which I'm clueless. I have watched the program before, I really enjoyed the first couple of episodes laughing at the crappy singers. But the show got old once it started becoming a tame version of 'The Running Man'. And in Asslanta there is some teen hussey from some suburb that's in it - and not just the local Fox news program, but all the other news programs are reporting on this shit! A news channel actually showed live coverage of some teenagers passing out brochures on NOT an environmental cause, or racism, or against a war - but encouraging people to watch the fucking tv show, call the phone line (which I guess costs money) & vote for the harlet.

But someone please explain to me what the interest is in this tv show! I don't get it & I especially don't understand why I need to wait 5 minutes to find out when the meteor is going to hit earth. And if it's not American Idol then it's The Apprentice. A show about people trying to get a job. No! You're fucking kidding me - a TV SHOW ABOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO GET A JOB! It's even on the national network tv news - Tom Brokaw is breaking in during a live conference held by Zokar an alien that is announcing that humans will be destroyed so we can find out if the contestants succesfully filled out their W2 forms correctly.

Ok - I'm out of juice, so here ends my rant of the week.

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