Monday, March 29, 2004
This blog post will summarize how all future posts will be. I will state something humerous & perhaps irrelevant. I will then follow that comical statement with a topic that is of great concern to me. With that said I will issue an impassioned plea on behalf of that topic. Of course, my views will be fresh and provide a unique insight to a topic that may be overlooked or a view that has not been voiced.
You will most likely come to my post on a regular basis to not only laugh, but to appreciate my heartfelt view on a certain subject. With that noted, you will respect me and view me as a member of the hip internet elite that you so badly wish to be associated with. But you know full well that is unobtainable, my greatness is not measured by my greatness, but how I am not even aware of my own greatness.
With that said, a little background information on me. I was born in a traveling Mexican circus where my dad was a knife thrower and my mother performed tricks of her own. I spent many a night crying, as I often was forced the task of removing knives from volunteers from the audience. When I was old enough I moved to America, where I enlisted in the armed forces. The past 15 years of my life is shady, as I was in special ops - I can say very little, except I resigned under a cloud of controversy over my refusal to participate in 'Operation Kill John Ritter'.
That said I live in an abandoned refrigerator (the large kind) near my workplace where I give handjobs to pets of wealthy couples. My computer is a cardboard box attached to some string which I use for my DSL connection. Please forgive me I am unable to post sometimes, but I do plan on getting another cardboard box to use for my computer.
I would like to thank Ben for setting me up, it is an honor to know the creater of blogs, despite his struggle with autism.
You will most likely come to my post on a regular basis to not only laugh, but to appreciate my heartfelt view on a certain subject. With that noted, you will respect me and view me as a member of the hip internet elite that you so badly wish to be associated with. But you know full well that is unobtainable, my greatness is not measured by my greatness, but how I am not even aware of my own greatness.
With that said, a little background information on me. I was born in a traveling Mexican circus where my dad was a knife thrower and my mother performed tricks of her own. I spent many a night crying, as I often was forced the task of removing knives from volunteers from the audience. When I was old enough I moved to America, where I enlisted in the armed forces. The past 15 years of my life is shady, as I was in special ops - I can say very little, except I resigned under a cloud of controversy over my refusal to participate in 'Operation Kill John Ritter'.
That said I live in an abandoned refrigerator (the large kind) near my workplace where I give handjobs to pets of wealthy couples. My computer is a cardboard box attached to some string which I use for my DSL connection. Please forgive me I am unable to post sometimes, but I do plan on getting another cardboard box to use for my computer.
I would like to thank Ben for setting me up, it is an honor to know the creater of blogs, despite his struggle with autism.
