Wednesday, June 16, 2004
About Me
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- Name:Benjamin
- Location:New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
Liberal, Atheist, Nomadic Hermit.
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8 Comments:
i'm missing minnesota and alaska.
you headed down there Monday?
A road trip would be fun, guess what is great road music Ben? The Flaming Lip's Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
damn cell phones...
You ain't ben nowherz teal u ben to UTAH-H-R-R, I don't care what that fancy map ayorn declares. Utah, bowhy, Utah, s-u-u-n, Utah, you got that?? Utah, God dang it! Utah, you hippy atheist freak. Utah! Do I have to shout it? Utah. Say it with me: Utah Utah Utah Utah Utah. Ya see, You talk...get it? You talk and you talk; but you ain't U-tah...Ya see? Utah, Utah Utah Utah Utah! Until you get here, yer nuthin'--got that? Utah: for real men. Men with 8 or 9 bitches to beat. Got that? Utah, motherfucker. Utah Utah Utah, beeyatch! How many God dang times I gotta say it? Utah Utah Utah Utah Utah Utah, got milk? No ya don't....Not unless you've been to Utah. Think you know sumfin about the world? Think again, bowhy! Utah Utah Utah...G-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-d dang it!! Utah, son?? Are we clear now? Can I go fuck m'many wives now? Would that be ohay with you? Huh? I live in Utah, got that?
I meant "okay" not ohay. Don't make fun of the way I speak, boy. I'll split yer head open with my belt buckle. I think we understand each other. Utah!
You just don't get it, do you? Utah...Utah's all I'm sayin.' God bless it! God bless America! Son, I hate to harp on ya. But God dang it...Phwew. Utah Utah Utah. I guess that is just somethin' yoer gonna have to grow into. I tell my wife, the first one, to go fetch me a beer to place on my second wife's head while my third wife blows me and my fourth wife wipes my ass, as the fifth wife flushes the toilet during which wife number six takes a picture of the turd I just made and shows it to the seventh wife who proceeds to teach the eighth wife about it. I'm gettin' married tomorrow.
Utah, boy, Utah, son. God dang it all ta hell, bowhy. Utah's where ya oughta be-ee. Can ya see it now? Utah, clear as a fuckin' bell. Hear the bell's a Utah? Hear em. Go get me m'crack pipe beeyatch! How many kids we got? 60? Jesus Christ! Which one a you ain't in labor?? What the...sorry a moment, son - these bitches need a beatin' BRB
Utah! Shew...don't need a gym in Utah. Just a belt and a buckle and a Budweiser. God dang it. Get here - Utah'll do the rest. You can stay with me. I'll let ya fuck wife number 3. Okay? Okay.
Oh my gracious! You have not been to Delaware! My word! This information completely confounds me - heavens to betsy! Delaware is simpliest the peachiest merry go round in the U S of A! The dandies are the dandiest in delightful Delaware we all like to say! Come to Delaware Benji, & we'll prepare you the finest fruit basket you've set your eyes on! We would absolutely cherish your visit.
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